My...I didn't think Arthur had one of these, too...how convinient!

...Where is that silly man, anyway? It's not like him to make someone wait...ah, well. He'll show up soon.

*There's the sound of a door opening. A pause. Then, you hear something that sounds like a sack of potatoes hitting the ground.*

...Oh, dear...he fainted.

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